Selecting a Programming Language Made
Easy
With such a
large selection of programming languages it can be difficult to choose one for
a particular project. Reading the manuals to evaluate the language is a time
consuming process. On the other hand, most people already have a fairly good
idea of how various automobiles compare. So in order to assist those trying to
choose a language, we have prepared a chart that matches programming languages
with comparable automobiles.
Assembler A
Formula 1 race car. Very fast, but difficult to drive and expensive to
maintain.
FORTRAN II A Model T Ford. Once it was king of the
road.
FORTRAN 77 A Model A Ford.
COBOL A
delivery van. It's bulky and ugly, but it does the work.
BASIC A
second-hand Rambler with rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad
bought
it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch the car as soon as you can
afford
a new one.
PL/I A
Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two‑tone paint job,
whitewall
tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy dice hanging in the
windshield.
C A
black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seat belts (lint)
and
optional fuzz-buster (escape to assembler).
ALGOL 60 An
Austin Mini. Boy, that's a small car!
ALGOL 68 An
Austin Martin. An impressive car, but not just anyone can drive it.
Pascal A
Volkswagen Beetle. It's small, but sturdy. Was once popular with
Intellectuals.
Modula II A
Volkswagen Rabbit with a trailer hitch.
LISP An
electric car. It's simple, but slow. Seat belts are not available.
PROLOG/LUCID Prototype concept cars.
Maple/MACSYMA All-terrain vehicles.
FORTH A
go-cart.
LOGO A
kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working
horn.
APL A
double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same
place
all at the same time. But it drives only in reverse and is
instrumented
in Greek.
Ada An
army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes,
and
automatic
transmission are all standard. No other colors or options are
available.
If it's good enough for the generals, it's good enough for you.
Manufacturing
delays due to difficulties reading design specifications are
starting
to clear up.