TWELVE WAYS TO BE PERFECTLY MISERABLE

 

 

 

1. Make yourself the center of your world.

2. Never stop thinking about yourself.

3. Pay close attention to everything people say about you.

4. Insist that people agree with you.

5. Expect to be appreciated.

6. Sulk if you don’t get your way.

7. Be very sensitive to slights.

8. Never forgive criticism.

9. Trust nobody but yourself.

10. Always be on the lookout for a good time for yourself.

11. Shirk your duties whenever you can get away with it.

12. Do as little as possible for others.